TV Land Program Schedule for the Week of September 15 - 21, 2024
Sunday, September 15
6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Mission: Impossible
6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: What About Barb?
7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Crash
7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Ritchie Scores
8:00 AM The Golden Girls: Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
8:30 AM The Golden Girls: Scared Straight
9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Stan Takes a Wife
9:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Auction
10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Blind Date
10:30 AM The Golden Girls: Impotence of Being Ernest
11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Love Me Tender
11:30 AM The Golden Girls: Valentine's Day
12:00 PM The Golden Girls: Two Rode Together
12:30 PM The Golden Girls: You Gotta Have Hope
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: Sex, Lies and Helicopters
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: This Old Peggy
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Eight Is Enough
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: The Book of Molly
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: To Have and Withhold
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Gone Cheatin'
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Molly's Neverending Story
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: The Last Temptation of Mike
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Support Your Local Samuel
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: Mike Check
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Hack to the Future
7:30 PM Mike & Molly: Checkpoint Joyce
8:00 PM Two and a Half Men: I Found Your Mustache
8:30 PM Two and a Half Men: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
9:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
9:30 PM Two and a Half Men: I Called Him Magoo
10:00 PM Two and a Half Men: Gumby With a Pokey
10:30 PM Two and a Half Men: This Is Not Gonna End Well
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Stock Tip
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Ex-Girlfriend
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pony Remark
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Jacket
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Phone Message
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Apartment
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Statue
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Revenge
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Heart Attack
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Deal
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Baby Shower
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Chinese Restaurant
5:00 AM Seinfeld: The Busboy
5:30 AM Seinfeld: The Note
Monday, September 16
6:00 AM Operation Smile
6:30 AM Who Stole My Life?
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Senior Play
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie Finds a Baby
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Fish in a Small Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Only a Rose
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Crisis
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: George
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Mail Call
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: A Smattering of Intelligence
11:00 AM Bonanza: Anatomy of a Lynching
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Bohannan
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Judgement
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Drummer
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Sarah
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Sermon for Today
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gomer the House Guest
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Black Day for Mayberry
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: No Thanks
7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Left Back
8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Christmas Picture
8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What's With Robert?
9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bully on the Bus
9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Prodigal Son
10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Rodeo
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Roast Chicken
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Fatty McButterpants
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Class Struggle
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike One
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Strike Too
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Strike Out
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Truth
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pen
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Dog
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Library
4:00 AM Mom: Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
4:30 AM Mom: Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
5:00 AM Mom: Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
5:30 AM Mom: Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
Tuesday, September 17
6:00 AM Who Stole My Life?
6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Otis the Deputy
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goober Makes History
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A New Doctor in Town
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Don't Miss a Good Bet
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: The General Flipped at Dawn
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Rainbow Bridge
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Officer of the Day
10:45 AM Bonanza: To Stop a War
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Fugitives
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Eleven Dollars
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Milligan
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tatum
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Up in Barney's Room
4:35 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Date for Gomer
5:10 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Citizen's Arrest
5:50 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie and His Merry Men
6:25 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and the Cave Rescue
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Debra Makes Something Good
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie and Frank's New Friends
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Alone Time
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Someone's Cranky
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Bad Moon Rising
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Confronting the Attacker
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Dark Meet
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Twisted Sitters
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Work Related
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Better Camera
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Wedding Presence
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Hi-Def Jam
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Garage
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Cafe
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Tape
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Nose Job
4:00 AM Mom: One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
4:30 AM Mom: Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
5:00 AM Mom: Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
5:30 AM Mom: Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
Wednesday, September 18
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM House Stealing - The Latest Cyberthreat and How To Protect Your Home
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Dinner at Eight
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Visit to Barney Fife
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney Comes to Mayberry
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Old Girlfriend
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Iron Guts Kelly
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: O.R.
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: Springtime
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Medal
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: The Sodbusters
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: The Brothers
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hostage
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jubilee
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Opie's Pal
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee the Crusader
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney's Sidecar
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: My Fair Ernest T. Bass
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Prisoner of Love
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Hot Rod Otis
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Divorce
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Italy
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Wallpaper
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Meant to Be
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pet Cemetery
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Author
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Paint Misbehavin'
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Deacon Blues
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Horizontal Hold
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Inner Tube
1:25 AM The King of Queens: Papa Pill
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Stranded
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Alternate Side
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Red Dot
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Subway
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Let Him Eat Cake
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Sleepless in Mar Vista
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Undercover Brother
Thursday, September 19
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Aunt Bee's Restaurant
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Floyd's Barbershop
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Statue
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Helen, the Authoress
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Check-Up
9:35 AM M*A*S*H: Life With Father
10:10 AM M*A*S*H: There Is Nothing Like a Nurse
10:45 AM Bonanza: The Stalker
11:50 AM Gunsmoke: Arizona Midnight
12:55 PM Gunsmoke: Homecoming
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Patricia
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Shadler
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Song Festers
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Shoplifters
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy's Vacation
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy Saves Gomer
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Bargain Day
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Divorce, Mountain Style
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Walk to the Door
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Young Girl
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fighting In-Laws
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sneeze
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Christmas Present
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: What Good Are You?
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Super Bowl
11:05 PM The King of Queens: Package Deal
11:40 PM The King of Queens: Separation Anxiety
12:15 AM The King of Queens: Departure Time
12:50 AM The King of Queens: Swim Neighbors
1:25 AM The King of Queens: S'no Job
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Pez Dispenser
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Fix-Up
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Boyfriend
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Strange Bedfellows
4:40 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Real Thing
5:20 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Faith Off
Friday, September 20
6:00 AM Paid Programming
6:30 AM Paid Programming
7:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goodbye, Dolly
7:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie's Piano Lesson
8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Howard, the Comedian
8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Big Brothers
9:00 AM M*A*S*H: Adam's Ribs
9:30 AM M*A*S*H: A Full Rich Day
10:00 AM M*A*S*H: Mad Dogs and Servicemen
10:30 AM M*A*S*H: Private Charles Lamb
11:00 AM Bonanza: A Darker Shadow
12:00 PM Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Whelan's Men
2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jesse
4:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Deal Is a Deal
4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Fun Girls
5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Return of Malcolm Merriweather
5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Rumor
6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Back to Nature
7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray's Journal
7:35 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Silent Partners
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Fairies
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Stefania Arrives
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Humm Vac
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Canister
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Net Worth
11:00 PM The King of Queens: Pregnant Pause
11:30 PM The King of Queens: Pregnant Pause
12:00 AM The King of Queens: Walk, Man
12:30 AM The King of Queens: Sight Gag
1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mean Streak
1:30 AM The King of Queens: Friender Bender
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Limo
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Letter
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Parking Space
4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: My Big Fat Sober Wedding
4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Friends
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Frasier
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: The Big Bang
Saturday, September 21
6:00 AM Roseanne: War and Peace
6:35 AM Roseanne: Lanford Daze
7:10 AM Roseanne: Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
7:50 AM Roseanne: First Cousin, Twice Removed
8:25 AM Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago
9:00 AM Roseanne: It's a Boy!
9:30 AM Roseanne: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
10:00 AM Roseanne: Playing With Matches
10:30 AM Roseanne: Promises, Promises
11:00 AM Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey
11:30 AM Roseanne: Tooth or Consequences
12:00 PM Roseanne: Daughters and Other Strangers
12:30 PM Roseanne: Two Down, One to Go
1:00 PM Mike & Molly: 'Tis the Season to Be Molly
1:35 PM Mike & Molly: Hack to the Future
2:10 PM Mike & Molly: Checkpoint Joyce
2:50 PM Mike & Molly: Immaculate Deception
3:20 PM Mike & Molly: The World According to Peggy
3:55 PM Mike & Molly: Buy the Book
4:30 PM Mike & Molly: Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy
5:00 PM Mike & Molly: Pie Fight
5:30 PM Mike & Molly: Cocktails and Calamine
6:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mudlick or Bust
6:30 PM Mike & Molly: No Kay Morale
7:00 PM Mike & Molly: Mother From Another Mudlick
7:35 PM Mike & Molly: Fight to the Finish
8:10 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Let's Fix Robert
8:45 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Say Uncle
9:20 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Separation
9:55 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank Paints the House
10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ally's Birth
11:00 PM Seinfeld: The Keys
11:30 PM Seinfeld: The Trip
12:00 AM Seinfeld: The Trip
12:30 AM Seinfeld: The Pitch
1:00 AM Seinfeld: The Ticket
1:30 AM Seinfeld: The Wallet
2:00 AM Seinfeld: The Watch
2:30 AM Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy
3:00 AM Seinfeld: The Cheever Letters
3:30 AM Seinfeld: The Opera
4:00 AM Seinfeld: The Virgin
4:30 AM Seinfeld: The Contest
5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine: Popular